Lessons from Africa Magic

• You can go from being a paraga seller to being the wife of a young responsible rich man #Adebisiparaga
• If you don't know a jazzman, your friend does.
• Suffer with no man. He'll misbehave when he hammers.
• Suffer with your man. He'll treat you right when he hammers *sigh*
• Your sugar daddy would be related to the man you fall in love with
• Your mother in-law is of the devil #patienceozokwor
• Gatemen are eternally foolish.
• Your friends want to snatch your man.
• Yoruba ladies must have big belle and wear tight clothes.
• Don't travel to your village. Everyone is a witch there.
• Be nice to people and give alms.
• Don't give alms, the money may be used for rituals.
• Trust no one!!!
• You can fall in love with and marry the man that killed your father.
• Don't take marriage advice from friends, they are jealous and want your marriage to crash.
• Don't flaunt your spouse/kids/good life.
• Pray and fast on all your wedding gifts.
• Don't attend parties that have colour codes, you'll die #Jenifa
• It is the poor person you help that would help save your life.
• If you're too career oriented, your maid would snatch your hubby.
• Don't allow anyone live with you and your spouse.
• Hide your pregnancy as much as you can.
• An abandoned/denied child succeeds in life.
• Your jazz would backfire and you'll run mad.
• If it sounds too good to be real, it probably is #Jenifa
• You will become rich if you've been oppressed by the rich.
• In laws take everything and leave the widow and her children to suffer.
• All that glitters is not gold.
• The society is full of pretenders #Alakada
• Don't introduce your friends to your dad. They may start dating.

The movies may seem stupid, silly or tend to give sleepless nights/paranoia but many do pass good life lessons. Hope you enjoyed this fun post. Feel free to add yours or just have a good laugh. Thanks for reading, Anuoluwapo.