Monday, 9 February 2015

Lies women tell


  1. I'm on my period.
  2. I'm not mad at you.
  3. I don't what anything for valentine/my birthday.
  4. He is my uncle.
  5. It's not like I really like him sef.
  6. I love cooking.
  7. I'll be ready in a minute.
  8. I love you just the way you are.
  9. I'm fine.
  10. I will never forgive a man that cheats on me.
  11. I weigh xx kg
  12. I don't need a man.
  13. We're just friends, he's not interested.
  14. They no dey catch latecomer for marriage o. Getting married is the last thing on my mind.
  15. I love my fat body.
  16. I love sports.
  17. I'm different.
  18. I don't mind picking up the tab tonight, you always pay.
  19. I don't know.
  20. I don't have airtime.
  21. I'm hungry.
  22. I miss/love you.
  23. You took that shit? No man has ever tried it/will try it with me.
  24. I love kids.
  25. Your mom/sister is so beautiful.
  26. I no wan designer, I no wan ferrari, na your love alone I want.
  27. I don't mind if you go to the strip club with the boys.
  28. I've never done this before.
Thought to post this now, as promised, so I wouldn't forget. Hope you had a good laugh or wide smile. Please feel free to add yours. Thanks for reading bloghearts. I'll love to publish your posts, kindly send them in. Love love, Anuoluwapo.

P.S. Happy New Year my fellow RCCG members. It feels like a new year or your birthday, right? Enjoy!
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23 comments:

  1. yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com10 February 2015 at 01:45

    Lol the 'period' lie has to be the worst lie ever

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    1. Anuoluwapo11 February 2015 at 00:49

      :d How about "the baby is yours" when it isn't?

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    2. yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com14 February 2015 at 01:10

      Lol thats equally worse. I wonder how someone can tell that kind of lie and sleep , fart and snore at night - baffles me!

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    3. Anuoluwapo28 February 2015 at 02:21

      Lol, I wonder o

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  2. Anonymous10 February 2015 at 07:55

    hehehehehehehehehehe. Okay, First off ehn, I so so so hate #1 as it turns off the light all time everytime.. Asin e dey kih Morale.... @#14 lmao! and @ I no wan Ferari! i pray oh! Shey na Bicycle them want before.. kai all these lies that gehs are sharing... Diarisgodoooo.. This was a hilarious read :) It had me smiling like a fsih...

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  3. Ayangalu, the drummer boy10 February 2015 at 09:19

    Kinda disagree with 22 though.

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    1. Anuoluwapo11 February 2015 at 00:51

      Not every babe who says I love you means it just like not every girl who says she's on her period lies.

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  4. Esquire10 February 2015 at 12:05

    ok oh. nice to know. pls ma, we are waiting for lies men tell. thank you

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  5. Eniwealth10 February 2015 at 12:50

    LOL. Funny read. I don't agree with some though.

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  6. Riike11 February 2015 at 02:28

    Which ones have you told o? Lol

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  7. Unknown12 February 2015 at 13:00

    Hmmm...waddup mami....I don't agree with some of these points tho'...

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    1. Anuoluwapo13 February 2015 at 01:57

      I'm very well, thanks. You? Well, they lies ladies have told because they are answers I got from some ladies

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  8. 'demola14 February 2015 at 13:13

    Some chics can lie????? LOL

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  9. Anonymous17 February 2015 at 00:18

    no23 is the worst of all lies women tell

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  10. Shege Benson17 February 2015 at 17:21

    Am sure most men have been victims of atleast 75% of these lies lol. It's so funny how they tell these lies without even thinking about it, as if it's already programmed in their head. No4 sounds like what you'll hear in a nollywood movie though lol.

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  11. ire19 February 2015 at 00:34

    ROTFLMAO

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