Monday, 9 February 2015

Lies women tell


  1. I'm on my period.
  2. I'm not mad at you.
  3. I don't what anything for valentine/my birthday.
  4. He is my uncle.
  5. It's not like I really like him sef.
  6. I love cooking.
  7. I'll be ready in a minute.
  8. I love you just the way you are.
  9. I'm fine.
  10. I will never forgive a man that cheats on me.
  11. I weigh xx kg
  12. I don't need a man.
  13. We're just friends, he's not interested.
  14. They no dey catch latecomer for marriage o. Getting married is the last thing on my mind.
  15. I love my fat body.
  16. I love sports.
  17. I'm different.
  18. I don't mind picking up the tab tonight, you always pay.
  19. I don't know.
  20. I don't have airtime.
  21. I'm hungry.
  22. I miss/love you.
  23. You took that shit? No man has ever tried it/will try it with me.
  24. I love kids.
  25. Your mom/sister is so beautiful.
  26. I no wan designer, I no wan ferrari, na your love alone I want.
  27. I don't mind if you go to the strip club with the boys.
  28. I've never done this before.
Thought to post this now, as promised, so I wouldn't forget. Hope you had a good laugh or wide smile. Please feel free to add yours. Thanks for reading bloghearts. I'll love to publish your posts, kindly send them in. Love love, Anuoluwapo.

P.S. Happy New Year my fellow RCCG members. It feels like a new year or your birthday, right? Enjoy!

24 comments:

yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com said...

Lol the 'period' lie has to be the worst lie ever

Duru Adolphus Jnr. said...

hehehehehehehehehehe. Okay, First off ehn, I so so so hate #1 as it turns off the light all time everytime.. Asin e dey kih Morale.... @#14 lmao! and @ I no wan Ferari! i pray oh! Shey na Bicycle them want before.. kai all these lies that gehs are sharing... Diarisgodoooo.. This was a hilarious read :) It had me smiling like a fsih...

Ayangalu, the drummer boy said...

Kinda disagree with 22 though.

Esquire said...

ok oh. nice to know. pls ma, we are waiting for lies men tell. thank you

Eniwealth said...

LOL. Funny read. I don't agree with some though.

Anuoluwapo said...

:d How about "the baby is yours" when it isn't?

Anuoluwapo said...

I'm glad

Anuoluwapo said...

Not every babe who says I love you means it just like not every girl who says she's on her period lies.

Anuoluwapo said...

Done that earlier sir

Anuoluwapo said...

Thanks babe

Riike said...

Which ones have you told o? Lol

Anuoluwapo said...

2, 9, 19

Erniesha Tibs said...

Hmmm...waddup mami....I don't agree with some of these points tho'...

Anuoluwapo said...

I'm very well, thanks. You? Well, they lies ladies have told because they are answers I got from some ladies

yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com said...

Lol thats equally worse. I wonder how someone can tell that kind of lie and sleep , fart and snore at night - baffles me!

'demola said...

Some chics can lie????? LOL

bolatito fashina said...

no23 is the worst of all lies women tell

Shege Benson said...

Am sure most men have been victims of atleast 75% of these lies lol. It's so funny how they tell these lies without even thinking about it, as if it's already programmed in their head. No4 sounds like what you'll hear in a nollywood movie though lol.

ire said...

ROTFLMAO

Anuoluwapo said...

Lol, I wonder o

Anuoluwapo said...

Guys too :d

Anuoluwapo said...

Thanks babes

Anuoluwapo said...

:d thanks dear

Anuoluwapo said...

:d