Wednesday, 24 December 2014

Bedmatics 102 - Sex toys

So I was having random thoughts the other day and adult toys jumped in from no where. I'm also talking about organ enhancers/ tighteners, sex tapes, books and magazines, aphrodisiacs, etc. Are they necessary in a healthy sexual relationship? Is it morally right? Should a christian use one? Why are we shy/ashamed to buy one? I don't know, do you?

I know it's wrong to masturbate with or without a toy. It's also wrong to use one on a person one isn't supposed to be with. Is it okay to use a dildo on your babe? Would you role play, get costumes, plastic handcuffs and maybe a whip?

I think it's kinky to get edible underwear and sexy lingerie. But enhancers, sweeteners, porn, toys? Are those necessary? Abi are you bitter ni?

We have misplaced priorities. Sex is not a way to build our relationships. Monkey in the snake island position or anal wouldn't keep a relationship, you know? Life is too short not to have fun with the boo but where do you draw the line?

Thanks for reading bloghearts. Do tell me what you think. I'm considering taking a break to savour every minute of Christmas, my cotton anniversary and the new year. If you don't hear from me, do read some of the older posts you missed. I love you peeps. Have a very Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New year, Anuoluwapo.

P.S. Find my take on masturbation here


23 comments:

Riike said...

"I think it's kinky to get edible underwear and sexy lingerie." *coughs* *winks*

Anonymous said...

This is strictly for the ladies.. waiting for comments!!!

Rotimi Agboola said...

Sitting on the Fence Anuoluwapo! Lol.

Anonymous said...

Sex toys ain't my thing, bring on d real God made 'D'. Seriously if it ain't natural then it won't feel real. I see nothing wrong in spicing things up but u can be creative with it.
I like d post Anu but a lotta peeps are gonna shy away from it. Merry Christmas dear & here's wishing u a perfect 2015.

Eniwealth said...

*covers face & runs out* LOL. I'm with you on all your stance ma'am.I'd be flexible as regards how DFH might like it though.

Eniwealth said...

And big congrats to you on your cotton anniversary dear. God bless you and yours.

Ire said...

Hehe, Anu have you used one before?

Anuoluwapo said...

*winks*

Anuoluwapo said...

Ehnehn? Men don't use them?

Anuoluwapo said...

Lmao

Anuoluwapo said...

Ehnehn? *coughs*
Well, I guess so. Have a great year

Anuoluwapo said...

*coughs* You berra talk :d

Anuoluwapo said...

I'm grateful. Thanks alot

Anuoluwapo said...

Can you pls rephrase? I don't quite get you :p

Duru Adolphus Jnr. said...

@ Monkey in the snake island position or anal wouldn't keep a relationship, you know?.. haHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH lmao... That killed me.. Chisos. lmao You are Epic aswear. lolz

Anuoluwapo said...

:D Thanks

Ayomide Olubiyi said...

ehnnn ..#clearsthroat

Anuoluwapo said...

Take baba blue. All clear now, Oya talk

Ayomide Olubiyi said...

lolz Anu o.. I so love your sense of humor. I say whatever rocks your boat fa. where I would draw the the line is at this whipping thing. If someone must get flogged to feel good then the fellow needs a deliverance in those places where they do it with correct broomsticks. Anything else, as long as its not making your spouse uneasy. Just do it ..NIKE style.. . Babe this thing worked o. Baba blue thank you o #tongueout

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmm. Thé blood of J...

Anuoluwapo said...

Ah ah, thank God for baba blue, Ayomide's throat clearly sharply. Thanks babe, i'm with you

Anuoluwapo said...

Ah ah, thank God for baba blue, Ayomide's throat clearly sharply. Thanks babe, i'm with you

Anuoluwapo said...

Pls help me sprinkle it on this blog well" lol