Wednesday, 7 January 2015

Food? Sex? Way to a man's heart?

Hi bloghearts, howdy? You know how people say the way to a man's heart is through his tummy and Yorubas say Olobe lo l'oko? If sex is, why do some men want to marry virgins/decent girls? Why aren't prostitutes getting the hearts of their clients? Almost every man, if not all, I know loves good home cooked meals. Even the single ones want girlfriends cooking for them. Food is important.

Some swear that sex is the way. If the Mrs can not cook, they can eat out or get a cook. She can be helped in the kitchen but not in the room.

What do you think? I know what I think but I'll love to hear from you before I say. 2015, our year of getting interactive. Amen?

Thanks for reading guys. I really am grateful. There's a funny post, a satire, sent in by a new blogheart - How to be a modern day man of God, you don't want to miss it. I also got a ghenghen makeover by my friend cum mua of life. O serious gan *wink* Don't miss it. Love you, love you. Anuoluwapo.

*Olobe lo l'oko = The hubby belongs to the good cook
 Mua = Makeup artiste
 Ghenghen = Serious?
 O serious gan = It's very serious


Anonymous said...

There are several ways to a man's heart but I think food & sex go side by side. Guys can prioritize it the way they want though. For me? It's orgasm before foodgasm .

Ire said...

Sex! Baby sex!! Lmao. I dunno o, just messing around

Duru Adolphus Jnr. said...

Turn up Turn up Ladies and gentlemen, its my first time here **Shines teeth... For Me ooooo!! Food is more important than sex far farrr .. I mean sex is not food nah, and although i crave for it almost every night, like last night ( mehnn it was serious gan oooo.. this brover couldnt sleep) but the thing is i wont shag my future wife 247 nah.

Bubba Permit me to kindly correct a wrong impression... Every guy doesnt want to marry a virgin, every guy wants to marry a decent girl with a minimum amount of body counts **winks.. Do you know how hard the task of Disvirgining is.. Abegi jo, it dont marra o biko... What matters is that she is decent. Plus virgins dont make the best sex do they? their naivity hampers it, so in my confused eyes yeah, that point is not so valid... :)

Nice post Bubba, i admire your simplicity, and hopes this comment doesnt come out as too PROBLEMATIC.. it is what it is, plus na you find trouble first nah.

P.S: I got here from Eniola's blog, cause since she is so much fun, i figured the blogs she follows will be too.. and mehn I like it here Anu. :) Ooooosssshhheheeey.

Godwin Uche said...

As a man, i can say there isn't a way into a man's heart. lets face it, most of us are stimulated by sight and since we see different things everyday, our minds are subject to variation based on what is before us at present. in other word's men are confused a lot of the time. While all the above mentioned (Sex, submission, understanding, patience, food ) etc are all qualities that will ensnare a man unto a woman, the true way to a man's heart lies within his perception of happiness and if a woman can truly fulfil it. Think about it, most of us do not always agree with our mothers, but without doubt adjudged her as the most wonderful woman in the world, this is because our perception of happiness lies in the fond memories of how our mothers have been there for us and the role she has played over the years. So please ladies, forget the way into his heart, just find out what he considers as being truly happy and ask yourself if you can achieve that.

Good morning

Anuoluwapo said...

Lmao! No, it's not problematic. I love it. Please say it like you feel/see it. You sound like a lot of fun too. Thanks for coming over, please stay.

Anuoluwapo said...

:d Thank you

Anuoluwapo said...

Eh eh! Lmao

Anuoluwapo said...

Hmmm, i'll be back.
Thanks for coming, please stay

Eniwealth said...

Hian! Taking several seats to read from them daddies or daddies to be. LOL.
I see you bawz @ Duru, yes, Anu let's you say it as it is, so you're welcome.
Finally, I'd preach MODERATION to them boos,dudes,daddies,brothers! #etejeje

Erniesha Tibs said...

Hiya mamacita....So erhmmm....I am gonna speak from my point of view.....First of, Food and Sex is a 50/50....they go together...I am married - So I know!.....Second of, Here is the 'Standard Equation'

Good food + Good sex = Happy Husband

Happy Husband = Happy Wife

Happy Wife = Peaceful Home

And that is what ANY woman in the world wants....A Peaceful home..

Anuoluwapo said...

Thanks bae

Anuoluwapo said...

Thank you :*

Anuoluwapo said...

My opinion: Good food/sex can not get a man's heart or keep a relationship/home that has hit the rock. Like Godwin said "the true way to a man's heart lies within his perception of happiness and if a woman can truly fulfil it." A man would marry a prostitute/bimbo/one that can't cook,etc because she makes him happy. If it's by food/sex, some people will never get married, some homes would be broken and some broken would still be together.

That being said, good food, sex and moderation are very important in a marriage. Do read Eniwealth and Erniesha's comments above.

Anonymous said...

everytin goes to a man's heart,they go hand in must be good at every.both bed and kitchen.
talking from a wife experience.

Anuoluwapo said...

Thank you

Esquire said...

Interesting topic. A little statistical information before i make my comment. During our parents and grandparents era, a large percentage of ladies were a lot better in the kitchen than in bed. Infact most of the ladies were virgins when they got married. These days we have majority of our ladies performing wonders in bed but are poor when it comes to kitchen things comparatively. hmmmm. Things have changed shaaa! An average lady knows today can send a man to heaven in bed. she knows all the latest styles and all that but can barely make eba and egusi soup with stockfish.

well, just as someone commented earlier, both are wonderful but in y opinion i would rather go for a woman who is better in kitchen sha as long as she is ready to let me have her anytime i want. I can do all the work in bed no problem. lol

jan zizka said...

Hi Anu,hope you remember me.
There are comments waiting your approval in your first post of this blog regarding head covering...God Bless you.

Anuoluwapo said...

Hi. Sure, I remember you.
Sorry the post is down at the moment. Amen, God bless you too.

Anuoluwapo said...

Lmao! Meaning you want the two. I trust you.
And those days, divorce wasn't this rampant. God help us.
We "didn't" miss you :p How was your vacation? Your family? You didn't bring obodoyinbo something for us ehn. Good to have you back

jan zizka said...

Why did you ignore my comments?
Why did you delete your first post on head covering?
Why did you lie and hide?

Anuoluwapo said...

What is wrong with you? How many annoying comments do you want to leave? Lie that what now? And hide from a faceless being? You said A yday, we took it. You say B today and want us to suck up to you? Why are the other posts too "unrighteous" for you?
Like I said. The post is down at the moment, not deleted. It will be back up when I'm done researching and editing and we can all discuss. Before then, please enjoy the other posts.
I'm sorry if the first paragraph upsets you but please, stop attacking me.

Lohla Windfall said...

My husband would say "food is his aphrodisiac" so imagine we finish kiiling ourselves in bed and there's no food to fuel him haa mogbe... Food+sex= satisfaction on both sides

Anuoluwapo said...

:D Ghenghen, osheey baby! Lol. Thank you