Friday, 23 January 2015

Lies men tell


Hello bloghearts, how are you doing? Men lie, women lie. First of all, allow me advertise my goods. #SupportASister
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Beautiful Toke Makinwa's latest vlog is about lies men tell. Dear men, don't get worked up, it's all fun. The turn for the female folk will soon be here. One thing I took from the vlog is not only to listen to a man (or woman's) words but also their actions. What man loves you and makes you feel like a bother? If you don't feel he is being truthful, he probably isn't.

Toke went on to have a discussion about this with her followers. I have munched some of their responses, sad but funny.
Why do I feel sorry for the wife?

The new bororo girl may be black inside
Wishing his family death for how many mins of fun?
LMAO! Abeg abeg, park well.

Know any other lies men tell? Which are the most notorious lies? Do share. Thanks for reading. Love love, Anuoluwapo.

19 comments:

riike said...

"I'm not at home" "I'm going on a biz trip"

Ire said...

Who will buy this fine hamper for me o?lol. Lmao, men can lie ehn. She's just a friend/cousin yimu

Eniwealth said...

LWKMD! @ The silly toaster that just started drinking and smoking the same day he was caught. #ewure!
Thank you for making me laugh this early morning dear Anu. Have a fab day!

Cyclone said...

So if a guy tells a small white lie but gives a very big hamper would that make everything alright? Just asking!

Anuoluwapo said...

:D thanks

Anuoluwapo said...

:d thanks

Anuoluwapo said...

:d you too babes

Erniesha Tibs said...

Cyclone's comment got me laughing...**eyeing Anu and whispering** I think you should say YES!......

Mehnnnn...I have heard some lies that almost caused me to go deaf...I have also told some lies that I got me scared.....I mean, if I could come up with such lies thennnnnn....

Anuoluwapo said...

What is a small white lie? Lies should not be acceptable, very big hamper or not

Anuoluwapo said...

Cyclone Just wants me to talk. Naughty somebody.lol
Lmao. I love to read them someday soon

Godwin Uche said...

I could only read lies men tell, where women own?

Anonymous said...

Women own ke? They don't lie nah "yimu'. If Anu had to come up with a list of d lies that women tell am sure the list would be inexhaustive. Everybody lies though but some guys should be jailed or beaten for the kind of enormous & mostly childish lies they tell but who would blame 'em? Some women just believe liars better.

Anuoluwapo said...

Coming up soon. Thank you

Anuoluwapo said...

Anhanh. LOL!

Duru Adolphus Jnr. said...

hehehehehehehehe @ I dont watch Porn, and I just started Drinking and smoking Today.. No be small thing oh! Mehn Bubba, me i cannot fit to lie for you, I have said these lies many times... Mehn Anu toh Sure, do you know how hard it is to catch a 21st century Babe? Mehn we dey put everything inside oh! We have to put our all into the toasting, I mean all!! both the Truth and Lie part biko.. Well the thing is after a while yeah, the Babe gets to know the truth and then its up to her to stay or go..Dassalll hehehe nice one Bubba. Cheers. xx

yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com said...

Lol some of the lies are unbelievable and ridiculous. Btw, I love those hampers and I believe they will sell

Anuoluwapo said...

Lmao!!!! Thank you

Anuoluwapo said...

Senseless lies. Thank you :* Amen

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