Friday, 15 August 2014

#Brocodes #GoddoncatchJohnny

How are you my dear sisters on the blog?Today we'll be exposing the tricks of the brothers, how they play on our fragile hearts and emotions. We will embarrass the spirit of Johnny in their lives, amen. Guys generally support themselves. You introduce two guys and they are already sharing a hearty laugh and planning to share drinks. You introduce two babes and they spend the whole time sizing each other up, keeping to themselves and forming stupid form. A girl calls 3 of her man's friends and they all say "Oh, sorry about that. Johnny has been with me since morning. He had wanted to leave but I need him to help me with something." Or you report your man to his friend and he says "But you know Johnny loves you and would never hurt you. Don't mind the other girl, she is the one on his case." They never say "babe shine your eyes oh" or "Johnny isn't serious with you." But  a guy calls his girlfriend's friend and she says "Tinu told you she is spending the weekend at mine ke? I haven't spoken to her this week o. Have you asked Tunde?... Oh you don't know Tunde? Maybe you ask her. He is her friend or colleague or something. Let me know when you hear from her sha." I know these are bad examples but I hope you get the drift. A lady rarely stops to give another a ride. We tend to give ourselves a hard time. Rather petty of us.
So here are a few of the unwritten but accepted bro codes. Perhaps these will give us insights into their thoughts. It's not an excuse for you to get paranoid though.
  • To be a smooth ladies man, it's imperative that people don't know you're one. 
  • You must always have a bro's back. No exceptions.
  • Never seem desperate. Don't blow up a babe's phone, give her attention but keep her wanting more.
  • When a bro's babe asks about his whereabouts, he is either with you or you know nothing.
  • When a bro designates you as his wingman, you may not fail him.
  • You should excuse the bro if he brings a babe over, even if it's your room and it was unannounced.
  • A bro will never get with a bro's mom, sister or daughter.
  • A bro will never ask for fuel money for a ride unless he is truly hard up.
  • A bro will never make another bro look bad in front of a target girl.
  • If a bro's babe calls to ask about the bro's action the night before (whether he was at yours or not), you will always claim he was there or still with you.
  • A bro will always give his bro's girl a ride to wherever.
  • A bro will always help boost another's confidence.
  • A bro must always maintain a safe physical distance from a bro's girl.
  • A bro must always treat to food when a bro is broke.
  • Bros over chics.
  • Being a bro has nothing to do with gender or blood ties. Bros = loyalty.
  • A bro always has another's back and never hesitates to cover each other
  • If she's everyone's chic, you should pass her to the bros.
  • You must help your bro get a babe. Let him use your car, apartment, lend him money...
  • The "unbroke"  bro pays for food, drinks and doesn't announce it to the world.
  • A bro helps a bro up when he is down. 
  • Love a girl who loves you even at your worst.
  • A girl who doesn't like your bros doesn't like you.
  • You should never isolate yourself because you have a babe now.
  • It must never seem that your woman wears the pants.
  • You should find time to hang out with the bros.I'm sure there are much more but no guy agreed to give me any tips. Kindly add some more if you know any and refute any you feel is incorrect.

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14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Anu o, lol

Ogbe Corleone said...

Nice one...very nice, so in the spirit of sportsmanship lemme give u a tip, "a bro will never let a girl in on the bro code" #TongueOut.
I dunno where u get your ideas from but I wish your oil will never run dry...u r both stimulating and entertaining. We the bros say u have done well.

Anuoluwapo said...

Yes o :D

Anuoluwapo said...

True, they never direct do but loyalty makes a babe a bro. D guys would talk in her presence, get ideas from her or even use her to cover up. Thank you!

Ogbe Corleone said...

U r on point...Anuoluwapo ibu alobam

Ire said...

Johnny ti te, lwkmd

Anuoluwapo said...

*directly

Anuoluwapo said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

U fall my hand o, why are u divulging sensitive Infos nah. LOL. Anyways we need to read about girl codes soon. U hv put a lotta Jonnys in trouble girl. Nice...

Anuoluwapo said...

Lol, no vex. I have a post on girl codes though. Thank you

Esquire said...

Hmmmm interesting oh. Barr Anu is just blowing our cover shaaa. Dats not fair oh. Meanwhile i m sure its only the babes that paying so much attention to that your hair. The Guys are obviously looking beyond that hair. There are a lot of other things to look at in that picture. O ga ju! some people were created on Sunday oh.

Anyway for Guys who are looking for this kind of shape and beauty, just send a mail to Jesus via prayer. He will give another one. This one is already taken. Pele.

Anuoluwapo said...

My Oga is on his way to you with soldiers. Lol, Thank you

Eniwealth said...

Nice post Anu. Now I know. hmmmm

Anuoluwapo said...

:D Thank you