Tuesday, 11 November 2014

Lessons from Africa Magic

  • You can go from being a paraga seller to being the wife of a young responsible rich man #Adebisiparaga
  • If you don't know a jazzman, your friend does.
  • Suffer with no man. He'll misbehave when he hammers.
  • Suffer with your man. He'll treat you right when he hammers *sigh*
  • Your sugar daddy would be related to the man you fall in love with
  • Your mother in-law is of the devil #patienceozokwor
  • Gatemen are eternally foolish.
  • Your friends want to snatch your man.
  • Yoruba ladies must have big belle and wear tight clothes.
  • Don't travel to your village. Everyone is a witch there.
  • Be nice to people and give alms.
  • Don't give alms, the money may be used for rituals.
  • Trust no one!!!
  • You can fall in love with and marry the man that killed your father.
  • Don't take marriage advice from friends, they are jealous and want your marriage to crash.
  • Don't flaunt your spouse/kids/good life.
  • Pray and fast on all your wedding gifts.
  • Don't attend parties that have colour codes, you'll die #Jenifa
  • It is the poor person you help that would help save your life.
  • If you're too career oriented, your maid would snatch your hubby.
  • Don't allow anyone live with you and your spouse.
  • Hide your pregnancy as much as you can.
  • An abandoned/denied child succeeds in life.
  • Your jazz would backfire and you'll run mad.
  • If it sounds too good to be real, it probably is #Jenifa
  • You will become rich if you've been oppressed by the rich.
  • In laws take everything and leave the widow and her children to suffer.
  • All that glitters is not gold.
  • The society is full of pretenders #Alakada
  • Don't introduce your friends to your dad. They may start dating.
The movies may seem stupid, silly or tend to give sleepless nights/paranoia but many do pass good life lessons. Hope you enjoyed this fun post. Feel free to add yours or just have a good laugh. Thanks for reading, Anuoluwapo.

8 comments:

Eniwealth said...

LMAO!I had a good laugh reading through this post. The realization that most of them are very true got me laughing even harder. That one about all gatemen having to be eternally foolish is really silly though and it's actually true. I've been trying to remember any movie where it's not so.
I had a nice time reading through. Thanks Anu.

salam abiola said...

U try no be small! This post actually got me lafing hard!africa magic,I hail thee!

Anuoluwapo said...

Thanks for laughing :*

Anuoluwapo said...

:d thanks alot

Anonymous said...

Hehehehe

Anonymous said...

Funny. Have u ever taken ur time to read d English translation in Yoruba movies??? Lord have mercy!!!

Anuoluwapo said...

That's the comedy in the movies. :d thank you

Anuoluwapo said...

:d thanks